I've been wanting to do a series about my thoughts on dating for a while. And really, who doesn't want to know what I think about this and everything? I know I do. So I'm doing it. It might even have as many as three parts.
Dating and I:
I am the death valley of dating. Seriously--I'm not sure why, but it's true and pretty funny. I don't know anybody else in this club: 30+ years old, relatively normal with above-average hygiene, and totally inexperienced. It's a mystery (or not, perhaps you are thinking, dear reader. I know, I know, I've got things to work on)
If relationships were a board game I would have yet to roll the dice. Unfortunately, one ought start this game early-ish so that one can make stupid and awkward mistakes while still at an appropriate age. Idiocy and awkwardness that are sort of cute and silly when performed by a 16, or even 19, year-old, become something very different indeed when perpetrated by a 31 year-old. Whatever. I'm just going to be in denial about that.