Dating, A Series. Part 1: My Life.

I've been wanting to do a series about my thoughts on dating for a while.  And really, who doesn't want to know what I think about this and everything?  I know I do.  So I'm doing it.  It might even have as many as three parts. 

Dating and I:

I am the death valley of dating.  Seriously--I'm not sure why, but it's true and pretty funny.  I don't know anybody else in this club: 30+ years old, relatively normal with above-average hygiene, and totally inexperienced.  It's a mystery (or not, perhaps you are thinking, dear reader.  I know, I know, I've got things to work on)

If relationships were a board game I would have yet to roll the dice.  Unfortunately, one ought start this game early-ish so that one can make stupid and awkward mistakes while still at an appropriate age.  Idiocy and awkwardness that are sort of cute and silly when performed by a 16, or even 19, year-old, become something very different indeed when perpetrated by a 31 year-old.  Whatever.  I'm just going to be in denial about that.